D D I couldn't take it no more

so I came inside to get away from little kids.
Shades of my father.........that's moi! 
Well I'm really not as bad as he was being around lil kids..........but some sure can get on your nerves.
I shit you not!
My grandson's wife first called to ask if she could bring a friend. Told her fine. Assumed she had kids and she does.
Two small ones.  It's not them that are the problem ,  if  you don't mind them pounding at the sliding glass doors to get the dog's to bark..  : 0 )
Their mother was left to watch them and 3 others while the other mom went to the store for floaties.
For some reason the 2 pr. that were working yesterday are history.  sigh!
This mother ( Cindy) had her nose down in her cell phone texting the whole time.
    Lotsa whining was going on out there and not just from the babies. ; 0 )
The 2 older ones sqabble and fight so much Dave has packed up and left to stick to his guns.  You fight, we leave. You lose !!!!
. My great grand Jaiden/Jaidan ( so shoot me, I can never remember how they spelled it) loves the water, but if he don't get what he wants or his way, he throws a hacky fit.
The older ones venture off limits....the pond, the garden  and flower beds. One is shooting a water gun at the bees buzzing in the flowers around the pond.  
Jordan and Jimmy are 8 and 10.
Jen keeps yelling at them to get away from there.
 The other girl Cindy said to me later, " my kids mind , hers don't."
Hubby had me running to the sliding door constantly to see what they were up to.
When he saw our grandson's wife Jen using skewers to make shish ka bob's , I thought for sure he'd have a stroke.
They will put holes in my new liner.................go watch them. 
Yesterday Dave and Jen said they would be back to skinny dip at 2 a.m. this morning.
I told them that with the doors closed we would never hear them.
She comes in awhile ago and tells us they didn't make it back here.
I said " I know. I shut the A/C off and opened the doors last night."
With that hubby whom had been dozing off when she came in said, " that's why I'm so tired. I waited up for you."  " Oh Papa, you are too funny", she says with a laugh.
   Jill did work her ass off in the heat today.  Took 4 dips in the pool , a quick lunch poolside and kept plugging away out front after she finished the back yard doing weed whacking and trimming.
Speaking of which............she cut back the stuff that grows on the wire fence dividing my yard from the neighbors directly in back of me..  It's a vine and cardinals love the dried up fruit in the winter that it bears in the summer. : 0 (
Some years back she cut the Concord grape vines that same neighbor had planted all along that fence on her side of the fence..
Right to the ground...through the fence.  Pissed my neighbor off royally and myself too. Loved picking and eating those Concord grapes.
 How was I to know what those vines were ... looked like weeds...I don't have a green thumb like you...were her comments to me.
Haven't said a word yet about her latest hack job.... can one really look a gift horse in the mouth when the outside work gets done?????     In this heat to boot !!!!
   It's almost 5 p.m. and I just heard her tell company that it's Christmas In July at the V tonight.
Took a pretty red , summery chiffon dress out of the closet.  When I tried to pass her the blinking  Christmas light necklace she wore catering during that time of year....she refused it.
" This is as Christmassy as I'm getting ", she said.
    Another  looksee out the sliding door. That mom is still sitting with her head bent texting away like Hell.
Had to check and see where all the kids were........sigh!

 6 p.m.  sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh of relief.
Everyone is gone. Cindy's lil ones wanted to live here.  HELP!!!!
Must say that her little 1 and 3 year old are pretty well behaved.  Jacob will be 2 October 30th.
My hubby's ex wife's b day.  He is 3 weeks younger than Jaiden/Jaidan.  F it!
Her sis in law talked her into spelling it one way or the other because in her Cambodian beliefs , the letters used will bring the child wealth and ????   Beats the shit outta me.
My great granddaughter by Dianne and Derek is named Ava Kalianne/Kalliane.  F it!
One is her American name, the other her Cambodian name and the letters used to spell the names will bring wealth and ????  My brain didn't retain it. : 0 )

Before I leave for the night  I must remember to tell you about a new blogger I found or I'm apt to forget tomorrow.     CRS moments are getting more frequent.  You know....Can't Remember Shit .
http://lolamouse.blogspot.com
If that fails try  :    Rants of the emotionally challenged.
I wouldn't give you a bum steer. This lady writes funnier than Hell.  I shit you not!
I read her blogs from the beginning to the end.  That funny, she is.
Okay...I'm off to make a pain in the ass of myself somewhere other than in here. G"Nite.


SOB.........damned if that didn't happen.
Better watch what I write from now on.  I'm a jinx to myself.    I shit you not!
Strolled across the street to say hi and bye to Tracie just before darkness set in.  
While there, she told me she saw our neighbor Tim with a gun talking to my next door neighbor to my left Dave about shooting the skunks the night before.
I  left her house and crossed the street and walked up to him..We said hello and I said to him, "please Dave, don't shoot the skunks."
He went off on a tirade. ( had been drinking all day) F'n this and F'n that and I'm gonna shoot them all.
I told him they hurt no one. You leave them alone and they leave you alone.
I F'n hate them. Have to leash my dog at night and walk him because of those F'n skunks.
With my arms spread out I said, "welllllll ."
He lets his Yorkie run loose every  morning and it shits in my front yard.
This same man and his dog walked by my yard while I was at Tracie's and I watched his dog shit in my yard while he watched him.  DUH!
Didn't bother to say to him we have a fucking leash law.
Didn't say I should boot his dog in the ass when he shits in my yard.
Jill steps in his dog's shit everytime she mows the lawn. Does she get pissed....wait til I tell her this story.
I made this man's wedding cake....
Then he starts yelling" I'm going to shoot all the cats that come in my yard too.
"Why Dave", I ask him. Cause I hate f'n cats too. They shit in my yard. On and on he raged.
Have lived here 43 years and never had a neighbor problem. My kids were not angels by the way.
You tell me you are going to kill the cats along with the skunks. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I stop being nice.
 I shit you not!
I told him if I see any guns, I will be calling the cops and walked away.
Then I go over to the other guy Timmy's house on the corner to my right.
He at least was sober...........he explained to me that he thinks skunks are cute too, BUT they are digging up his lawn and he has put alot of money into it.
Told me he will shoot them if they come in his yard. When I told him what Dave said about cats he said Dave was an asshole for saying that and he assured me Dave would never kill a cat.
He's just drunk and acting crazy,blah,blah,blah.
His wife Kathy pulls in the driveway.and she gets filled in on what's going on. 
Just  as I was about too leave Timmy says to me," Dave is a sexually frustrated asshole."
His wife goes.." ohhh Timmy."  Like she was embarrassed that he talked that way in front of me.
My reply. " If that's true, I need to talk to Laurie and tell her to give Dave a BJ.....Geezus ...Kathy took a coughing/laughing fit over that.
Back over to Tracie's I go. It's completely dark out by this time. Fill her in and start to go back across the street again. What do I see but a flashlight splaying across the street as someone is approaching from the way of Timmy's house.
 Who walks by me but Dave,Timmy and the jerk Bob next to Dave's. They looked like a vigilante.
All 3 are in their late 30's or early 40's. 
Timmy had a gun in his hand and they were  headed for Dave's deck. Timmy and Bob give me a low hello and I said hello back to them.
Then I went in and made my phone call.
Told the nice officer who came what had transpired. He told me he'd go next door and talk to them.
Reiterated that Timmy had the gun, but he was nice to me.....it was Dave who was drunk and nasty to me.
Then I said,,,,,and if Bob next door to him gives me a problem , I won't need to call the police.
I'll just tell his wife he had his girlriend at the VFW not too long ago....He laughed.
What a stupid ass Bob is .     Jill saw him there at the V with a girl a few weeks back and asked him jokingly why he didn't do his playing around in a town where no one knows him.
   Now the neghbor out back to my left has been partying all night long with 6 or more of his friends.
They have been loud as hell, drinking,swearing , loud music and playing horse shoes..
 I think they think they are deep in the woods somewhere.
Wasn't able to shut my A/C off and open the slider last night.  sigh!
It's 6:33 a.m. and they are still out there laughing and yelling.  WTF is it with some people?
Okay, I just broke that party up.  ;0)
Took 2 pan lids and went out to the shed that sits at the back of my yard ( close to his yard ).
No words exchanged. Stepped in the shed and closed the doors and slammed those pan lids as hard as I could together 10 x's.........sounded like 10 LOUD church bells and then I commenced to rummage and bang and drop shit in my shed.    Pulled a few weeds while I was out there too.  : 0 )
His A- hole friends left and he went in.  7:10 a.m.
Message was loud and clear.  I shit you not!
Rescued a lil mole from my pool this morning. I swear it saluted me as it fell off the net onto the the ground before it scurried away..
 I know...............I'm  f'n nuts!
Did I say it was HOT out yesterday ??? The heat must be getting to me......gonna be another scorcher today.
That's All Folks!
p.s.
On my news last night..... 2 year old twin sisters drowned in their family pool.
This mornings news said all safety precautions were  in place. .     Accidental drownings. Sad.
Yesterday Jaiden/Jaidan  went in the pool after he was changed and had his sandals on.
They were packing up and eyes were not on him.  He has no fear of the water.
Down the pool steps he went and was under water in seconds.
You just can't take your eyes off of these little ones for a moment.