D D Give me a deserted island in the middle of nowhere

It's still Wednesday. 5 p.m. Jill still isn't home....and I don't believe that it's work that is keeping her away from home.
Just a hunch!  

Tried to take a nap when I watching hubby doing zzzzzzzzzzzzzz's. Logan and his friends were very quiet.
It's the other people in my life.
Tracie's brother Marty lives on the next side street. Came over looking to borrow a carrot. "Don't get up, I'll find it".  Not!  Up I get and find the bag.  Catching ground hogs and relocating them he says.

Guess I'll have to take his word for it. Am leaning more towards he is doing them in.  He's another one that has shit for brains.

If he had said ground hog before the word carrot I would have been out of carrots.

Next comes a grandson with his family and his wife's cousins at 5 p.m. He came to pay me back the money he borrowed for a used fuel pump. His car still isn't working.  There I can't help him !
Know nothing about cars except I have to put gas in mine. Asked if they could swim..they are in the pool as I type.

Had hubby turn the tv down earlier as I tried to doze off....now it can be turned up.

You know how little kids like to scream in a pool.  Going to climb outta my skin. I shit you not!

   Noticed my gazing ball was lying in a flower bed broken after Ryan's friends left Sunday..  Ryan's friend Ricky's little girl Jocelyn was most likely the culprit. Still finding little statues where I did not place them.  She likes to move them around and pick the flowers.  No biggie....have almost toppled the gazing ball a few times myself.

Today I did take a dipsy doodle in a flower bed.  Reached down to push a solar light down into the ground.

It snapped as I was leaning forward and I fell forward on my knees into the fence.

While I was down there, I began pulling weeds biding time while resting and figuring out the best way to get myself up out of there.

Had just run the hose in the flower beds, so I was covered in mud.

Logan came out to tell me his mom was on the phone for me....had him get me a plastic chair to pull myself up.  Maybe I should just place a few lawn chairs strategically along the flower beds...even better put them  in them and say I am growing chairs. ; 0 )

Nothing hurt, nothing bruised. Amen! It was better than the 2 times I landed on my ass when I slipped on ice.

Nothing broken then, but bruised. Wasn't a soft landing even though I have plenty of padding. I shit you not!

In and out...in and out... not just in the pool, but in the house too. A/C working harder.

Ain't that some shit!

Tired of hubby asking who's in now. Will be where I can watch the doors, so I can report back to him. ; 0 (

   I'll be back tomorrow, when I can think...if I can still think. I shit you not!

Another day in Paradise!

Woke at 5 for a pee call, then at 6. Went to sleep at 11:30.

That's the time that Jill and Butchie came in. I'll assume they went to eat and then to the Wedmesday night meat raffle at the Moose.

I hear awakenings happening at that end of the house. Cell phone musical ring and Butchie's voice.

I can exhale..........was holding my breath that hubby slept through it. He did!

He doesn't need something to wake him up UGLY. Last night he muttered that slowly but surely they are going back to their old ways.  Ageed.

She has work today at 8a.m. Has to be at a military base at 10 and get clearance to go on base to start setting up for a party.. When I made a wedding cake for a wedding being held in the officer's club or enlistedmens' club, all I had to do was tell them my business there that day, show them my license and the guard at the gate would wave me on through. She's been told that it will take 20 minutes.

When hubby #2 was stationed at the Nike Air Missle Base in Stanton,CA he snuck me on  base and showed me the inside of an area that had all kinds of radar screens running with men watching them.

This was a Top Secret installation.  shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Took me in the barracks too.  I saw...well I thought I saw, but some guy speed wrapped a towel around his lower parts when he stepped out of the shower area .....can't remember if I really did see his hoo hoo.

Wild and crazy kids that we were.... we had sex on a remote area of lawn. At least I hope it was away from other eyes.

Did I just say that !

Of course.... that was pre 9-11 and I was 21.

Disclaimer

If any of my kids ever find my blog and read it...........I was boasting. I shit you not!

Only had sex 7 times.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it! ; 0 )

Well, well, well. It just began raining. A nice steady rain. Where did this come from?

Just asked Jill if she was going to be inside or outside. Inside. Spareribs, roasted chicken, cole slaw, baked beans is what I heard as her voice trailed off on the way back to her bedroom. Cooking it all up in the shop kitchen. Then carrying it there  in the Keepers. Those are quite the thing.

It's pouring out now. Almost makes me want to climb back in bed. ; 0  )

Logan and Kenny are sleeping in the trailer, except for the tv going ..it could be a possibility. 

Some days I'd just love to throw a shoe at the tv. Hubby's hard of hearing ( not that he will admit it) and I am always asking him to please turn it down. He blames the tv for the increase in volume. Now while I do understand that commercials are louder than the program you were watching, I am puzzled as to how the volume numbers increase .  Any guesses?

Hubby woke 20 minutes ago while I had the ferrets out.  Grumpily asked me what the hell all the noise was.

Didn't realize that I was making noise.........now that I think of it...probably my clapping to get their attention and sounds I made ( ferret talk) : 0 ) were louder than I thought.

Ain't that a of shit!

Guess I got carried away.  Shoot moi!!!

On her way out the door she told me that Butchie got called to work overtime until 6p.m.

No getting the trailer window replaced today. sigh!

Really, really, really need to get myself to WalMart. Getting low on Depends. Pisser!

For your sore, tired eyes...only.

It just dawned on moi that I best get there before noon when the traffic on that rotary is not insane.

Been putting it off for days and days.... my kidney's are still functioning and looking like I sat in a puddle of water wouldn't look chic.     I shit you not!

That's All Folks!