D D Thanksgiving song It isn't over til the Fat Lady sings!

Happy Thanksgiving to you....la la la.....tra la la
Sing near a window and I'll help you out!
Sing far away and bring your lunch pail with you!
Sing solo...so low I can't hear you!

What an efffin evening I had .
Logan woke at 6:15 p.m. hungry as a bear.
Was taking his Wendy's order when the two lost drunks found their way home.
Eyes glazed over. :0(  sigh!
Where you going, she inquired. To get your son food, I shot back at her.
You told me you were cooking supper tonight, I added in an accusatory tone.
  She insisted she would go to Wendys and headed into the bathroom.
I ran out to Wendys before she could.  Didn't want her behind the wheel of a car if I could help it.
Came back and eventually found myself playing Texas Holdem on my computer.
Just me and my thoughts.........sigh!
I hear her call my name... Looked up and see her in the diningroom and she is beckoning me.
" He's putting his hands all over me", she said in a lowered voice. 
I'm thinking...he's molesting her.............WHO??
Repeats herself and then said she was about to call 911.
Doesn't want a scene here with the cops coming...just wants him GONE!
Could I go tell him to leave, she asks me.
I opened her bedroom door and stepped in and asked him to leave.
With that the crying and swearing at her starts. WE'RE DONE JILL!  WE'RE DONE JILL!
Give me the ring I gave my mother...boo hoo hoo.. and then I gave to you as an engagement ring...boo hoo hoo hoo hoo... I'm sick of your shit...boo hoo hoo...
Same song...second , third, fourth, fifth,sixth verse.
She is saying LEAVE...leave me alone, stay away from me....promise you won't come back....PROMISE!
He no sooner left and he is back at her door. "Where's my cigarettes?"
Don't have them she is saying. I bought them for you, but I don't have them.
He found them on the floor and left again. 
Come to find out......she spent $60 of her $80 paycheck on him today.
Tells me she didn't want to go to a bar today...HE DID.  I didn't see her with a broken arm.
He couldn't find anyone to loan him money today, but one guy said he would give him $100 tomorrow.
They drank at the Moose and then he kept saying he was starving, so she bought him his food.
Bought his cigarettes all day too.
    When she said the word molesting.... she meant he was jabbing her with his finger.
Told her to wait until she marries him and see what he does then.
He had no right to touch me she is saying. I know I'm drunk, but I did not deserve this treatment.
"Looks like you are not so drunk that you can rationalize he was wrong in his behaviour", I told her.
In so many words I told her that there are men out there that wouldn't treat her like he does.
    Logan was having leg pains and had gone back to bed after he ate to use the heating pad on his knees, so he wasn't a witness to that scene. 
I don't know who Logan has been talking to, but he is afraid that she has cancer I heard him say tonight.
I never even thought of that.    sigh!
She praised his Lemur Project when she came in.  Told him it would be our centerpiece on the table tomorrow.
He soaked that all in and looked proud of himself.  As he well should be. 
He told her he was sorry for loosing his shoe and she told him it may be in the Lost and Found when he goes back to school. " I'm trying to be reponsible mom, but it's so hard." :0(
Have I told you that I love it that he still hugs us and tells us he loves us. :0)
Thanksgiving before the meal...he loves to say what he is thankful for.  He goes on and on. :0) I shit you not!
Three years back he wrote out what he was thankful for and read it that Thanksgiving Day and we I framed it. :0)
We all take a turn, except for DIL #1 and for some reason she doesn't like to get up and speak.
No problem. She steps outside.  Don't know which is colder after this crowd says what they are thankful for.

 Her or the dinner. :0)

What is a calorie???

Calories are the little bastards that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.

My closet is infested with the little shits.

One pair of those pants fits me. sigh!


It's 11 p.m. Time to stuff my ass into some pj's and call it a night.
There might be one less person to help get the show on the road in the morning.  
Might even be less people at the table too.
Jill told me today that her brother Terry told her he invited his sons to his place in NH for dinner.
I do hope they go to their dads....even though they don't like his wife.  WHO DOES!!!!!
That would mean... his son Derek who's wife and daughters are in CA , His son David and his wife Jen and their sons Jaiden and Jimmy will be absent from one of my 3 tables.
Next off the list....maybe just maybe, whine bucket Butchie and his daughter Alex.
Oh..... I do have generosity left in me..........  it's just taken a Leave Of Absense.
LATER!!!!!

Morning has dawned.  It's almost 8 a.m.
Young Gil will be coming to help his mom lug in the folding tables and chairs and do any heavy lifting.
Still don't know who all is coming.
In an hour I'm making a call to David and see if he is going to his dads.
No sense putting up an extra table if there is no need to.
Jill is busy straightening the livingroom out and just began the vacuum.
    On second thought.......maybe there should be a Thanksgiving every week.
    I thought she had forgotten how to use a vacuum. I shit you not!

Must busy myself peeling vegetables and do all the other things to make this a nice day.
Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good night. :0)

That's All Folks!