D D The following fits moi to a T

One day of normalcy and the shit begins again.
Jill puts chicken pieces in the oven for supper and Butch showed up from his side job.
Next thing I know......she is handing me a timer with 40 minutes on it and told me to shut the oven off when it went off,  saying I'll be back to finish supper.
One hour goes by...then two. Tried calling her cell...no answer.
So I said to myself......."Self....fuck it! " Then I proceeded to put some veggies together after I turned the oven back on to reheat the chicken.
Logan, Hubby and myself sat down to eat after 7 and through the door they came.
Her: I was hoping you would decide to eat. 
I'm saying to myself.  Self:  "What's this shit?"
We went to the bankruptsy attorney she says through a thick tongue.
Yeah... 30 min's or less at the attorneys and 2 hours of more in the Moose.
Like.... I wasn't born yesterday. I shit you not!
They fixed themselves a plate. He ate...she nibbled.
She washed dishes and after instructing Logan to hit the sack early tonight they went in her room and closed the door.
Twenty minutes later I'm looking for Lady to give her a treat and put her out to pee.
Call her....hear her bark in Jill's room. Knock......NO ANSWER.
Try the door and it's locked.   What the Fuck! 
Went to the front door and her car was GONE. 
The two of them screwed back to the Moose Hall.  Of course..... it's Wednesday night. The Meat Drawing night.  Another day to partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.
Lady always is under her bed in her room. Every night I have to call her out and if the door is shut she has to get up and let her out. 
Same routine every night around 9p.m.
Give her a treat, put her out to pee and put her to bed
I'm sure Jill wasn't thinking soberly when they split.
Sure.. I see...mom will think we are in bed for the night. How cunning !!!
They must think I'm F'n stupid. 
Right before she went missing she was telling me that she was notified by Mass Health that dental will no longer pay for fillings or extractions amongst a dozen other things. What they will pay for are...............2 cleanings a year. PERIOD!
Isn't that some SHIT!!!  Those born in the USA get 2 cleanings a year from the goverment if they are indigent.
What oral hygenist wants to clean teeth that are full of cavities and gums that are infected from bad teeth that need pulling????  Is this what this Health Reform is all about.............it's sick!
If we can't do for our own...then why the hell do the expect us to welcome illegals that are running up our health costs and leaving us without neccessary care.
What are they going to clean after awhile?  GUMS?

   I got a phone call yesterday from someone asking me to vote for ?
Name was new to moi, so I asked if is she was republican or democrat.
Answer was...independant.
I will tell you one thing....I am not voting for any incumbant.
You may also know which party I will vote for............one guess.
My head is spinning from all this CHANGE!    I shit you not!
I am looking forward to November like I was to December 25th when I was a child.
I shit you not!

Bear waiting for a government handout... Even the animals want in on the gravy train.;0)

Don't get me started on Anchor Baby's either.
Personally knew one Syrian lady that came over here from Syria in her 7th month of pregnancy. Stayed with her brother who came here as an exchange student to live with the ex from Hell's parents and ended up staying here.
A few weeks after the baby was born....she went back to Syria and her husband.
Next baby..........same shit. Brought the first child with her ....damned nice of her and she stayed with Jill and the ex from Hell until a few weeks after the 2nd baby was born.

   Eleven p.m. comes and geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez I'd really like to go to sleep.
Don't know why I'm tired..........it's fuckin late............
Call her cell from my kitchen phone. Message...............Jill, can you please come home and let Lady out of your room. I'd like to go to sleep tonight. Spoken in a weary voice.
Then I opened Logan's door and told him it was bedtime.
 Hubby says to moi...........gee, they really must have passed out.
It  was then that I let him  know they were not in her bedroom.
He dozes off and midnight comes.             I'm doing a slow boil.
Twelve thirty a.m. they come home. i hear her playing with her door to open it and ask her to let Lady out. " She in there ? she says in what she tried to speak in a surprised voice. Like.... gee, that's a first.  NOT!
Next came dishes rattling and cupboards opening and shutting.. then Logan goes into her room and they are having what sounded like a family reunion in there.
Laughing, using normal speaking voices..........it was just like they were the only ones in the house. I shit you not!
I laid there holding my breath that they wouldn't wake hubby. Finally I could stand it no more and went into the kitchen as she was getting something out of the fridge.
Asked her to please quiet it down in a weary and what I hoped was a pained voice.
She tells Logan to quiet down and goes in and shuts her bedroom door.
Which of course makes a noise. Our doors don't seem to shut quietly when they are just pulled closed like one normally would do in the daytime hours. Duh!
Someone comes out ( more door noise)  kitchen lights come on...someone goes back in.... ( more door noise.)
Hubby comes to..............and says........."Logan is up again and has the tv turned up."
Couldn't let Logan get blamed. Told him it was Jill, Butchie and Logan and that they are in her room. 
Then I got up just as she was at the sink and she asked me if i wanted some Chinese food. I told her no. My next words were to let her know that they now had hubby awake and with arms out and palms up I tried to convey how inconsiderate they were. My face was contorted of that I am sure and my words were CLIPPED.
I did mention the hour too.  Returned to my room and heard her tell Logan to get to bed. Then it was quiet. 1:15 a.m. 
I laid in bed plotting my revenge for today.  Make lots of noise as they tried to sleep in.
Coming out of a sleep near 8 a.m.  I hear someone in the kitchen and doze off again.
Minutes later the phone rang. Not one, but four rings. I'm thinking with each ring she will answer it. NOT!
It was my Randy looking for her. Do not know why she didn't answer the ringing.
Hubby continued to sleep.............................  a good thing 
Arose and plugged in the coffee pot.  When the perking stopped I went for a cup and heard Butchie on the phone telling someone with some Ha ha ha's that they were eating Chinese food at one a.m. and he would be over in awhile to get him. 
No shit Dick Tracy! 
A few minutes before 9 a.m. hubby woke. 
It's a miracle that he isn't LIVID and slept through most of the shit.
Heard her get in the shower.....they have the ferrets out and he is at the computer in there.
I let him know in a voice lowered so that hubby could not hear.....  how inconsiderate they were last night.
yeah, yeah....so you went dancing and singing which was his explanation of why they were in a good mood ..........You acted like you were the only ones that lived here, I told him.  Now I have to get her to the side and convey that it wasn't and isn't acceptable to come home at that hour acting like it's the middle of the day.
Drunks!    They only think of themselves and their good times.  grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
It's almost 10 a.m.   I'm still in an agitated mood.  
Randy apologized for waking me. Thought I'd be awake at 8 a.m.
Yeah............normally, I would be. Could not say at that time..........your sister kept me awake until after 1 a.m.     I will !
    Up until close to ten p.m last night I had nothing but troubles with the computer.
Had it set so that it cleaned my files every morning at 1 a.m. or so I thought. Found out that it had been since the end of March since it was done when I tried to restore my computer to an earlier date. Who efffed with it, I know not whom.
Was not able to do a task that I normally am able to do, so that was my reason to go back to another date to restore my files.  Surprise!
Just what I needed. Another fly in the ointment.  NOT!!!!
Minutes to a few hours to restore my files.... turned into a few hours.
Meanwhile I paced, fumed .   I shit you not!
  Weatherman just said the rain that was coming this way is splitting and going???click....hubby changed the channel.  Par for the course. As long as I wasn't deeply into a program...............I'll not open my mouth . Watered the garden last evening for a few hours and I can always look online to see where that rain that was headed here.....went.
Speaking of..................my get up and go....has got up and went.
Today I will accept the fact that there is a reason that I am tired today.
It's called "lack of sleep."  I shit you not!
That's All Folks!
For your tired eyes: Walmart items in China

croc's

rice

mixed meat

turtles, crabs n ?

What the F is it??

rib cages

dried reptiles

frogs

pickles

dried horse milk

pigs faces.

Bon appetite!!!!!