D D I've been thinking ( and that can be dangerous)

that maybe just maybe........like when I have too much on my mind, I should be kinder to you and make it a 2 part entry.  I shit you not!
For instance; like write 50 words one day and the other 50 the next.
In doing thus, I know my brain will be backed up so bad.........How bad ,you ask?
Like a constipated elephant that is backed up for a month;  dies, bloats til it bursts open.You know the rest.
Not pretty!   I shit you not!
    Speaking of shit; I'm still waiting for the shit to hit the fan.
Yesterday hubby made some ugly references with the name Butchie in the sentences.
Wothless shit, piece of shit, has more bull shit stories than ...............
I'm about up to my neck in SHIT.
Won't be long before I'm going under for the 3rd time. Glub,glub!
    Wish these upsets effected my incontinance instead of bowels.
I shit you not!

    Hubby woke at 10  a.m. yesterday.  sheeeeesh!
My waking time was 5:30 a.m. for those that have forgotten after their brain cells were flooded with way toooooooooooo much info yesterday.   ; 0 )
It's 7:30 a.m.  Sitting here yawning. Coffee was done perking long ago, but don't feel like getting off my rearend to go pour myself a cup.  Hubby just stirred...shhhhhhhhhhh!
Damn you keyboard keys. Be quiet!
Don't want to wake him and see UGLY this early.
Don't take much to set that IRISH off, but ohhhhhhhh brother, don't give him a reason.

Going to look for quieter things to do............like breathe.   I'll  BB

   It's now 8:55 a.m. Hubby woke at 8:40 which is much better than 10 to begin my day.
Started the washing machine, remade my grocery list..ran out of room on the pc. of paper so I grabbed a bigger sheet of note pad.
While trying to be real, real quiet ......I asked myself this question.  How did we expect little kids to keep quiet?  I'm guilty as the next person.  I shit you not!
Sooooooo I was reading the current blogs I follow and saw a few yummy looking recipes our good bloggers posted. Zucchini Casserole at Crafty Gardener and Baked beans at Charming Village Recipes.
Using the printer was out of the question THEN............ Now! It's a done deal. : 0 )

   The love birds ( cough,cough ) came in around 11:30 a.m. yesterday. Spent the night before at a beach club watching the Tony and Maria's Wedding  ............excuse moi..CRS moment here.
Maybe it will come to me.  Hubby and myself saw that some years back. 
It tickled my funny bone.........okay...........I'm  GUILTY of putting dollar bills in some guys teensy underwear..Whatcha callems.  Briefs, ???? Another CRS moment.
Never having purchased them I have a good excuse. I shit you not!
   They never crossed paths with hubby which is because he is mostly in our bedroom...on the bed.
Said they got alot done yesterday. No specifics. Pretty sure the courthouse to get the restraining order dropped was one of the first on their agenda.
She changed clothes and they went off to eat at The Anchor in Beverly.  Over 20 miles away from us.
Never saw the whites of their eyes until after 9 p.m.
Jill made herself a rum and coke and they retired to her room for the night. sigh!

   This morning I only saw her in her room when I went for a refill on my coffee awhile ago.
Thought ( whine bucket ) had left sometime this morning.
Not the case.  Just went to make hubby his 2nd cup of tea and I saw him talking to her.
After quick, hi's........I told him I wasn't eaves dropping. Just waiting on the water to get hot.
Told me he was getting the same ca ca from his ex girlfriend ( mother of his daughter Alex ).
Which I am surmising is why he wasn't in the house. Outside on his cell phone most likely.
Baby mama  probably called him early this morning  with some complaint before the accepted phone call time as in the past. Woke them up and now he's called her back to yell.
 Another effin Irishman!  I shit you not!
This aggrevation with his ex calling him at all hours was another issue with Jill.
This time his face wasn't all red and he used the word ca ca instead of bullshit. 
Speaking of which.................. unless the trailer window was replaced while we were off to eat seafood in NH and then to the chiropractors down the road between 2:45 and 4:45 p.m. .........the efffin window was not replaced. 
I'm beginning to shake writing those words down. I shit you not!
I guess because her legs were still under her last night ....this is her attempt at change. : 0 (
He was looking in the fridge for a Coke for her just now. None.   Asked what was up and she said she needed caffeine. Was done drinking her Salada tea for the morning.
I offered up one from my small fridge in my room. Keep a few in there in case Logan and his friends deplete the Coke's and I have none on Monday to give the trash men.
My mind is always thinking ahead. I shit you not!
She is in my walk in closet where the cases of tonics are stored and is going to restock the fridge.
At $5 a case at Walmart in NH, my Randy is always thinking of me and picks them up .
Need to remind him I am getting low on my Tab.  : 0 )
Need to make a trip there myself, but find the one about 8 miles away from me ( even tho I have to pay taxes) is about as far as I want to drive these days.
   Yesterdays trip to NH to eat found moi gripping the steering wheel and wondering if I would ever get there.
Traffic was fine. Drove in the middle lane at 60 mph. Speed limit is 55mph.
Everyone on my right and left were passing me by like I was standing still. I shit you not!
Wanted to stop,  step out and lift my hood to check my engine.. Jus funnin witya!
Looking in my rear view mirror I see cars way behind me....then SWOOSH, they pass me by. ; 0 )

   Went to make hubby the requested cereal... Added too much lactaid milk in it as well as too much cereal.
Asked for just a little. sigh!!!!!!
While doing the making I asked Jill and Butchie was was on their agenda today.
Going to DSS.  baby mama has got them involved. Wants supervised visitation.
Wants to move in with her new boyfriend that lives in Salem,NH which will be a much longer drive to see his daughter.  Jill is going to go to bat for him.
Thought it was Logan on the couch watching tv.   It's Alexandria.. Today is one of his visitation days with his daughter. She's being quiet as a mouse. 
So the DSS is the ca ca Butchie was referring to and he was not on his cell phone as I surmised, but instead had gone to pick her up for the day..
Now if things were different I would offer to watch her while they attended to business.
  
Took a few moments to try to talk to hubby some more about this situation.
Isn't too receptive to my pleas. If he took my this out of my shed.....if it's gone, I'll know it's him that took it.
If his marine battery charger or  ??? another efffin CRS moment ...oh, trolling motor is missing he will know he took it.
Now folks...just because the guy owns 2 boats doesn't mean it was him that took them. Nor does it mean they are missing. Just because one can't get to the back of that particular shed without first pulling alot of SHIT out to look..........doesn't mean they are gone.
Plus our efffin boating days are OVER!  We sold our practically new pontoon boat when hubby was no longer able to get up on the back of his truck to back it off the trailer into the water. 
The Coleman row boat has sat for a good 10 years propped against said shed. Looks in mighty sad shape.
Hubby is just looking for SHIT to bitch about..........so I'll take my leave and go pull SHIT out of that shed to
look.   Sore toes or not! I'm ready to tear my hair out. I shit you not!
If there..there will definately be something else for him to bitch about. sigh!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's All Folks!
 p.s. Tony and Maria's Wedding live performance...a live play   .......aha... got one!
The other one will come to me someday.       I shit you not!