D D Pigging out on PIE's

and the GUILT TRIP that comes with it isn't enough to make me stop.. sighhhhhhhhhhhhhh  
Eating desserts for the past month or better has added THREE POUNDS to the scale and I'm getting "my just desserts! "  :0( tsk tsk tsk Why OH WHY does foods taste so good???
I could use a little of that "pickiness" I had as a child. I shit you not!
The turkey dinner was everything it should be and THEN SOME. Jill made it ALL.
Toward 1 p.m. I finally showered and as I get out of the tub I hear the fire alarms go off.
Knew it was just something burning on the bottom of the oven so I opened the door and yelled out," should I run outside naked? " ;0) Tracie chose this time to pull up out front and figured where we had the door open ,,,it was to air the house out and not run out. :0)  Ring up ANOTHER FUNNY FARM MEMORY!
Jill had turned the oven temp up to make the bisquits and whatever had spilled over earlier was the culprit.
I got the worst case of LAZYITIS after we did the dishes.  I shit you not! 
Jill went out by herself around 7 by herself, ( the W.B. was working ). She brought him a meal . Came home around 11:15 SOBER, but she was at The VFW. Tracie had just left. sighhhhhhhhhh We both got involved in watching Super Nanny while hubby slept just feet away. Episode after EPISODE.  I dozed off for awhile during a few of them,

Son Jay and DIL Kim came bearing a homemade pumpkin pie later in the day. Guess who is eating it???
Hubby asked for pumpkin pie ( if we had any ) after he ate his cereal this morning. Tracie bought store bought pumpkin pie. Guess which pie I fed to him.....I BE BAD! I shit you not!
l'll be punished when I DARE step on the scale again....... :0(  I'm my own worst enemy!

I'm sitting in front of my bedroom tv watching Anderson Cooper and getting EMOTIONAL. Two young women ( unrelated ) abandoned at birth (one on a deserted road in a paper bag and one in an alley in a Budweiser box ) and listening to their life stories.
I'b be happy to call either of them MY DAUGHTER. . I shit you not!
Heart breaking and Heart WARMING. :0)

Kathy has come and gone. 8:15 to 9:15 a.m. on Fridays. I stripped the bed and made it and that's the extent of what I've done today...so far. sighhhhhhhhhh
   Son Randy just came...it's 11:37 a.m.   My serenity has GONE.

  Tracie brought some Theraflu liquid with her yesterday and I've been taking that. :0)  She wanted to stop at CVS for me ( with me in the car ) the other day and I urged her just to go on by to my house.  That's moi in a NUTSHELL.  You all have me figured out. I don't take care of myself...LIKE I SHOULD.
I am woman ...hear me ROAR!   This is the first cold I've had since I quit smoking. Has it been going on FOUR YEARS this January coming up?????
I never marked the year in my memory...just the date of January 15th. My mothers birthday. She died of lung cancer in the bedroom that Jill uses now. Miss you mom.
What I do is figure out when I first needed to take scripts,,,which was for pre cateract surgery and knew I was seventy going on seventy one that March.
To be truthful...I didn't think that the Chantix would work cause I didn't want to stop smoking. I did it ON A LARK, just to see if it was THE ALL to END ALL where that patch and gum were not.
I can't figure myself out either, so DON'T TRY.  Just call me DAFFY! :0)
I smoked like a chimney and was an embarrassment to MYSELF!  Me who always thought ," nothing will own me."
Leaving my sister Nancy, my mom and dad's dying bedside to go have a BUTT .............. was ASSININE!
  Okay, I'll stop beating myself up over things that I can not change.

Now it's after noon time and my mouth is watering for a turkey sandwich with some stuffing PILED on it AND MY HIPS!

My son tells me the stores are CRAZY for BLACK FRIDAY. Maybe I do have some good sense afterall....I'M HOME and not out shopping. :0)

Turkey sandwich...may ass. Once I opened the cooler we have the leftovers stored in...I had almost the whole enchilada.
Did I tell you that I have a "love affair" with food.  I do, I do.
Hubby is FED, I am fed...Logan just got home from his FL trip. Life is good. Nap time...I shit you not!


That's All Folks!