D D Memory-a spoof by Pam Peterson

How true this is !
Two hour school delay today. No school yesterday.
Logan has a school project that he gets ten extra points for if he makes a food from that country ( Morocco ) and brings it to school today. He researched and printed up Petite Fekkas which is a Moraccan cookie or cracker.
Mom and him worked on making them last night ( more mom than him ;0) ) and NOT BAD...not bad at all.
Garlic, fresh thymme. beef bouillion, egg,flour, butter and ?

Jill worked clearing snow for a good six hours.  It was dark when she finished. Was muttering a few times when I would hand her warm dry gloves about her phone being full of messages from her friends, saying come join us at the bar. " Must be nice not to have nothing else to do", spoken with sarcasm.
The W.B. eventually showed up.  Was done working for the town plowing and had done most of his driveway contracts. Had to go back to a parkinglot he plows and go over it again.
When he came back after nine she saw him take his boots off as he said, "Im beat" and she told she was beat too and not to get too comfortable as he had to go home and do his own driveway and feed his ferret.
 He wanted to put it off to today and she had other ideas. Words insued. I'm just going to take care of myself and my daughter from now on. Pay my bills and fill my refridgerator with food.
Jill told him that he would make her mother happy ( meaning moi ).
As she is telling me this I am AGREEABLE.  Re-iterated that it galls me to feed his face when he does JACK around here, except for maybe make a few runs with his plow at the front of our driveway to clear a path for the mail truck and at that she doesn't like the way he does it and goes over it which is harder to do to remove the bigger snowbanking he makes with the plow.
She has her way of doing things.....................and that is THAT! I shit you not!
In the past,  I have been of the same MIND SET ( set in my ways ) and now I DON'T GIVE A SHIT who does what as long as it gets done!
Long story short.............. they had words and HE LEFT! :0)
  Logan just left for school. Almost 9 a.m.....
W.B. should be making an appearance. :0(
He told hubby last night he was going to get up on a ladder and clear our entire roof of snow.
Of course he told Jill last night he wasn't going to do another thing around here and when she told me that I CHOKED.  Like....how much less can he do ????
BUT..........let me tell you this much...if he shows his face and doesn't clear that roof before I leave here on Saturday ......NO MORE MRS.NICE GUY!  I shit you not!
While she was wanting to talk this morning I told her I best not see steak on my grocery receipts ( I save them all each week ) any more often than what WE ATE IT at home which is maybe...maybe once a month.
She assured me that things would be as they have in the past when I left here.
Also commented on how when the W.B. grocery shops with her, he comments " wow, that much money", at the register.
You see.............................it's been a LONG TIME since he shopped to make meals and at that it was just for him and his daughter Alex.
He prefers to eat out  AND HERE than to take the time to make a meal.
As Jill reminded him last night.... if it didn't snow and he didn't get money from plowing driveways ...HE WOULD BE BROKE.
I'm still trying to digest this next bit of information I was told by her.
He had her cash his $4000. winning lottery ticket and gave her $200 of it.
She made her taxes out online this week.  The state took $300 and the federal took ( I forget ) out of her refund. SHE MADE $7000 last year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He on the other hand made $79,000 alone as his firemans wages and on top of that ...all the plowing monies from the town and private contracts and on top of that THE RENT FROM HIS TENANT UPSTAIRS! 
He hasn't paid his mortgage in almost two years. WTF!!!
He had her cash that winning ticket so it wouldn't effect his bankruptsy ( that he still hasn't filed due to him owing his attorney $600 still of his $2000 fee for filing bankruptsy.
She hasn't told him this yet.....I strongly suggested that SHE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her tax refund usually pays for her car insurance and life insurance.
Yes.................I am aware that other tax payers are the reason she is getting a tax refund at all.
She only claims herself as the EX SIL from HELL was given that GIFT by the court and he doesn't even pay child support. Of course ...the court has no way of knowing and DOR gives him a FREE RIDE.
Throw us a few dollars every now and then and we will keep the wolf ( court ) away from your door.
   OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH How could I forget!
W.B. told her last night that we were JUST USING HER...... I SHIT YOU NOT!
I don't need to justify that!!!!!!!!!!  It would be much cheaper for me to pay someone to do what she does if she didn't live with me.  On $7000 for wages .......where else could she live as cheap and have everything bought for her . Two years ago her wages were $3000.  Other years in this past eleven years she didn't work at all. Eleven years ago there were four. Then three. Now just her and Logan and the effffin LOSER!
Some nerve W.B. has............. and he blames her for his troubles which she is at least smart enough to throw right back at him.
Blame goes everywhere, but where it should be. Then he has the nerve/balls to get pissed when she speaks the truth.
Hubby knows none of this mornings conversation and is kept in the dark about most everything.
Yuh, I know sometimes, I should let him know things, but keeping the peace is what I've always been about. Same when the kids were young and did something wrong.  Rather than see hubby institute a MONTH in the house for some MINOR infraction...I KEPT SILENT!
He just goes OVERBOARD and you can't  reason with him AT ALL!

Okay...enough of THAT SHIT!
Here's some MORE SHIT!

79 year old neighbor is using his roof rake to clean off that park of his roof at the back of his house. I hold my breath when i see him go up on the ladder that is standing there.

Can you see the inground pool...it's under that snow to the left...somewhere.

Squirrels can't find the food they buried under this amount of snow on the ground.:0(  Put out bread spread with peanut butter and even the birds are enjoying it this morning.

Outside where I sit at the computer....a SHE and a HE

DIL Kim told me that my son Jay ate a good meal last night. :0)
He might come home today.  :0) :0)

Jill has gone to the grocery store........................ second time this week.
We are out of some things...bread, fabric softener, eggs, suet to name a few and lots more.
She buys meat only on the day that she is going to cook it unless it's hamburger.  Fine with me.
Haven't see W.B.    Oh that's right...bars open soon and HE HAS MONEY!
Later he will come crawling.....  I WILL NAIL HIM TO THE WALL about THE ROOF! I shit you not!

Hubby was the enemy.....but now she has told him that I MAKING WAVES TOO , so what the EFFFF!
NOTHING TO LOSE...............EXCEPT HIM!
I can be nice only soooooooooooooooo long .  I SHIT YOU NOT!

That's All Folks!