I AM WOMAN! Hear me ROAR! February 2012

I  AM WOMAN! Hear me ROAR!  February 2012
WARNING !! Not for those with a short attention span. ; 0 )

Thursday, September 29, 2011

D D While I NEVER LACK for words to write...

TIME is not my friend. sighhhhhhhhhhhhh ;0(
For three hours now I have been trying to dig shit out of an impacted husband. 
Remind me to purchase an enema kit.  Suppositories are not CUTTING IT. I shit you not!
His eleven a.m. appointment had to be changed to two today. Not without difficulty in getting through to the correct party and not without hubby needing me constantly to help him . Try putting a suppository in with one hand FREE. I need to shower and dress. I need to get him cleaned up. Most pressing is I need him to SHIT more than he has so we can get this Show On The Road.
Now it's noon. TICK,TICK,TICK Have him lying on his side with a suppository in him right now. #4 suppository in him.
What a NIGHTMARE !  I didn't know whether to go shit or go blind sometimes this morning.
Thought I was going to hyperventilate.  I shit you not!
He has never been like THIS... Must NOT FORGET! Colace 2x's a day from NOW ON!

Tomorrow is the Anniversary of my mother's death.  September 30,1986 . Suffice to say...I miss her dearly.  Wish I could climb back into her womb.

That's All Folks!

4 comments:

  1. if you don't write tomorrow i will send you a big hug...thinking of you ♥

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  2. It's Friday here already, so hugs from me as you miss your mum. You've written about her before and she sounds like she was a great woman, well she must have been, look how you turned out!
    Love Trishx

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  3. Yuck. I hope when his bowls start to move again the s#i! doesn't literately hit the fan.

    I also hope you can take the time to remember a good (or funny) memory about your mom and her life and maybe share with me? I find that remembering and laughing helps me with the loss of dear loved ones.

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  4. My thoughts are with you. I know it's going to be a tough day for you. Know I am here if you need me.
    Mary

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