D D Ain't this the Shits!

Bachelor pad or dorm ???

No sense stalling it any longer.
IT'S BACK !
AIN'T THIS SOME SHIT !

No, No...not engaged....dating!   Like that makes an effin difference. NOT!

Yesterday she left with the money and grocery list and I'm still waiting on the groceries. I SHIT YOU NOT!
Tracie and I took off to make returns up at the center of town.  Did that and did some shopping there. Drove another 2 miles up the same road to a strip mall and got a new electric pencil shapener at Office Max.
Went in a card store a few stores office and returned home at my request to see if she returned and was making supper.
Turn onto our street and almost instantly could see the whine buckets truck parked in my driveway.
It was dark by now and I didn't see him in the truck, but she was coming out the front door.
I hauled my ass up and out of Tracie's car to ask what what was going on.
Got out the words " what is going on " and noticed him sitting in his truck.

 Asked her if she grocery shopped  and she hadn't.
EFFFIN NICE!   REAL EFFFIN NICE!
She could tell I wasn't happy.
She did have the decency to tell me she was running for Fried Shrimp and Crab Ragoon for Logan.
   I came in the house to ask hubby what he wanted me to pick up for him to eat .
Back the same way we had been Tracie and I go to get him a sub.  sigh!
They still were not back with Logan's food. 
Yeah, I know how that goes.....Jill likes the Pineapple Passions there and the whine bucket likes the MaiTais.
...and of course...they know alot of the regulars and the bartenders.... SOCIALIZING!!!
Tracie and I headed to the OutBack and ate.
On our return we have to pass the Moose Hall.
One guess who's truck was parked there.  A little hope was left in me and I was hoping she had sent him on his way and was home. 

NOT TO BE!

She had returned with Logan's food while I was at the OutBack though.
Hubby and I turned the lights and TV off at 11:30 and she still wasn't home. sigh!
Never did hear her come in, but I heard her getting Logan ready for school after 6 a.m. and drifted back to sleep
Arose at 8 and made my coffee. Her bedroom door was closed and it was quiet in there.
Looked out front. Whine buckets truck was there, but her car was gone.
It was then that I remembered she had bought oil and new filters to have him do an oil change on her car before they broke up and that was why he must have it.
He can work on it in the bay while he is on duty at the fire station.
The burning questions were bursting inside me and when she finally emerged from her room it was only moments before I had something to say.
Noticed the ruby ring on her hand again. "Engaged again, I see." 
Nooo we are dating. He wants me to wear it and give it to Alex some day.
Again he is making all the same promises that keep being broken over and over again.
He has also promised not to take it back again, just wanted me to promise I would give it to her some day.
"You are dating"?  "This from the man that couldn't stand to see the name of a past boy friend in your phone!"  " He's going to be okay with just dating", I exclaimed.
Yeah....this from the same man that was going to hang himself yesterday she says.
Followed by...."How long do you think this is going to last" not spoken as a question, but resignately.
   Here we go again!  
I just walked away ....didn't want to hear any more.

She did say she told him that he efffed himself up good this time and he can't spend a night here ever again.
That's a GIVEN!

I might be able to be swayed.....................hubby won't and it's HIS NEW RULE! :0)

    Twenty four hours later she has gone for groceries.

Got the cutest little animated beagle that sings I'm Getting Nothing For Christmas for Logan at the card store.
It wiggles, it's tail wags and it has a string of lights caught around it that flash and a piece of ribbon hanging from it's mouth.
Naughty puppy... :0)

Just spent awhile on the phone with my Cheryl.
Ten year old Trevor has lots of imaginary friends and she is getting upset with him.
He scribbles, writes and scratches on the walls and blames his imaginary friends.
He spends ages taking his shower and talks a blue streak in the shower. When she asks him who he is talking to in the he yells out " my imaginary friends."
I told her to tell him only one person at a time is allowed in the bathroom. :0)
Trevor is autistic.  He is so innocent in most ways of the world.
Loves school and his computer class.  Reads, reads, reads.
I asked her what he wanted for Christmas and she said MORE legos and some games for his Nintendo DS.  He loves his legos and books.
Logan and Trevor are 15 months apart in age, but are worlds apart in their daily life. sigh!
Not that either is bad, they are not!
Logan has the functioning to someday make it in this world on his own and Trevor does not. sigh!

   Speaking of age difference ....after hubby got off the phone yesterday , my son I call Sonny ( never could get use to Louis) called and chatted and sometime during the conversations hubby told him that both he and his older sister Peggy were the same age.
I interjected " no you are not both 74".
He insisted that they were for a few months and next May she will turn 75.
No matter what I scenario I painted ( him being a 7 month pregnancy) ( wasn't) he insisted they were the same age.
I asked Sonny if they were sure they were ready for US  in February.
Next time he talks to his sister he will deny he ever said that.  sigh!  Never fails to happen.

Now you know me as well as I know myself.

Years ago I let shit slide...................

Let my fingers do the walking to the White Pages and just printed out his sisters info.

75 SEVENTY FIVE

Here goes nothing............................

What's this... he says as he squints to see what I put in front of him.

I told him it was his sis' age.

He looks at it and says75..... that's what I said.

After patiently telling him he said they were both 74, he looked puzzled and claimed they were... just for a short time and again I told him that couldn't be. She turns 76 in May 2011 and he will still be 74 til November 2011 and then turns 75.

Shrugged it off as a waste of paper without admitting to anything and all I said back to him was that I was just keeping Alzheimers away from his door.

The End!

Wasn't looking for a fight.

Would have called his sister then and there yesterday if I was.

The feral cats have found the food in the shed. Have seen a few of them go in through the opening. :0)

More dry cat food on the grocery list . 

The skunks are coming out less often to eat, so the dry dog food is lasting longer and now the cats are increasing the food bill.

If I didn't have the ferrets, I'd like a kitten.

It's been years since we had one.

Exchanged my fat pants yesterday and bought FATTER. :0(

OMG!  OMG!

Hubby just went out to the FRONT shed to find shelf brackets.

Huibby NEVER goes to THAT shed. Not since he can't use most of the tools and things.

He is going to see THAT OPENING I had Jill cut for the ferral cats to get inside this winter.

THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN!  I SHIT YOU NOT!

That's All Folks!