I AM WOMAN! Hear me ROAR! February 2012

I  AM WOMAN! Hear me ROAR!  February 2012
WARNING !! Not for those with a short attention span. ; 0 )

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Dear Diary A little lighter on the biatching.. Red face!

The 2 lovebirds took off around 11:30 a.m yesterday.  Even though she said she had no plans, when I asked what plans she had for the day...moi is certain a bar was in them. Came back at 5 p.m.  Lit!
   It's another ho hum day......almost 5 again.  Couldn't seem to get out of my own way. Worked some on the afghan sewing squares together.. End is nowhere in sight.
Was damp, rainy,misty and overcast until an hour ago or so. Time flys when you are having fun... I joke!
   Charlie has hit the chow hall on the other side of the house from where I sit a few times today. Breakfast at 6, lunch at noon and oh my goodness, he should be there waiting now for supper.
   Had to wean myself off those Ustream sites ...just for today..Hope those baby animals make it without me there watching them. LOL
   Thought instead of making this another biatch session, I would tell you about a foot in mouth moment.
Thinking maybe 30 some odd years back hubby and myself went to the Irish American Club for some event..Probably a St.Pat's Day meal and dance. CRS doesn't fit into that scenario. Can't remember what I ate 3 days ago.
sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo we come in and ask to join a table with a two people sitting at it. Hubby knew the gentleman.
Sit our asses down and now moi tries to make nice... ies...soooo I turn to the woman and say, " Hi I'm ---, what's your name? "  Moi hears from what sounds like a struggling to say it voice, Ja, Ja,Ja  ...Ja,Ja,Ja...so after a few more of those,  I says " what, you don't like your name? "  I shit you not!
Finally, she get's out June.  Okay folks, how the hell did I know she was a stutterer. Swear I hadn't even had the 1st drink.
Read about her passing away a few months ago and I swear my face flushed RED again.
Wonder if she ever thought of me..hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and what she thought of moi.  Dumb ass!
   Jill is working, Logan and sleep over friend just walked to McDonald's close by. His mom made them and hubby pan cakes for breakfast. They aren't on my slim down list.  Moi best figure out what we eat for the evening meal. Hubby isn't as easily satisfied. He don't do McDonald's. Only when we traveled..said it kept him awake growling in his stomach.
Moi would kill for pizza.... he don't do pizza..can't have cheese.  Bingo... maybe we will have cereal 2 nights this week..
That's All Folks!