We went camping Thursday morning. Thursday night we were promised a rain storm. :0) If the trailer is rockin, don't come knockin ...if you know what I mean. ;0) THAT kind of rain.
Mother Nature did not disappoint us! Moi was decked out in a sexy black item after dark and HE had brought his porn tape and after some heavy petting he inserted ....THE TAPE. I know where your mind went ;0) I lay there all expectant, breathing heavy and ready to jump his bones and on comes.........................Jerry Springer. I SHIT YOU NOT! WTF!!!! He fast forwards the tape....Jerry Springer, Jerry Springer, Jerry Springer. I took A LAUGHING FIT! I shit you not! I laughed and laughed and laughed. It was THAT or cry. :0( Someone used his porn tape to record a series of Jerry Springer shows. More like a marathon of Jerry Springer shows.
I'd guesstimate 4 hours of Jerry Springer. I NOW detest Jerry Springer as where I use to hold no animosity towards him. ;0) He tried to speed up the fast forward after awhile to see if the Adult Film was at the end of the tape and I heard this noise I could not pin point. He goes to take it out of the recorder and I see yards of loose film/tape dangling like his anatomy and I took another Laughing Fit. I shit you not! If it wasn't so sad, it would be funny LMFAO
Soooooooo we decided to go it alone.
Dear Diary....this man is .....can't be real. He knows not where the clitoris is. I tried to draw him a mental map..;0) Next...will be real pictures!
To be honest with you.....his deceased wife has my sympathy.
This old boy needs some sex education , I shit you not!
He's worth it ....and I'll keep him after school if he isn't a fast learner. ;0)
It's now Sunday evening.
He's had two nights off.....watch out Ed....here I come....in more ways than one, I HOPE!
(((hugs)))
